Funny Wednesday Quotes For Work: Get The Midweek Kicking

Funny Wednesday Quotes For Work

– It can be hard to stay motivated and positive when working for a company, especially on a boring Wednesday.

On weekdays, employees sometimes feel they need extra energy to help them finish their work.

To make the work week more enjoyable and bring some humor to the office, a good suggestion is to use funny quotes on Wednesdays. These jokes are hilarious and they bring us closer to our colleagues.

In this article, we will talk about funny and uplifting quotes for Wednesdays that are perfect for the workplace.

They can make you have a good time and work better, and create a more joyful workplace.

Discover hilarious quotes for Wednesday that will fill everyone with anticipation for the halfway point of the week.

Read: Wednesday Quotes That Are Just Right For You

Funny Wednesday Quotes For Work

“Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves.”– Dale Carnegie

“Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.”– Meister Eckhart

“Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.” – Wayne Dyer

“Morning is an important time of day because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.”– Lemony Snicket

“If you fall, fall on your back. If you can look up, you can get up.”– Les Brown

“Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.” –Jim Ryun

“You measure the size of the accomplishment by the obstacles you had to overcome to reach your goals.” – Booker T. Washington

“You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.” – Margaret Thatcher

“Find a purpose to serve, not a lifestyle to live.”― Criss Jami

“You have to have a dream so you can get up in the morning.”– Billy Wilder

“You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.” – Christopher Columbus

“Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.” – Babe Ruth

“Good morning is not just a word, it’s an action and a belief to live the entire day well. Morning is the time when you set the tone for the rest of the day. Set it right!” –Fain Blake

“If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone.” – Maxwell Maltz

“Do not say, ‘It is morning,’ and dismiss it with a name of yesterday. See it for the first time as a newborn child that has no name.”-Rabindranath Tagore

“This day is all I have and these hours are now my eternity. I greet this sunrise with cries of joy as a prisoner who is reprieved from death.”—Og Mandino

“Your attitude is like a box of crayons that color your world. Constantly color your picture gray, and your picture will always be bleak. Try adding some bright colors to the picture by including humor, and your picture begins to lighten up.” – Allen Klein

“A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.” – George S. Patton

“When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too.” – Paulo Coelho

“You don’t have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step.” – Martin Luther King, Jr.

“Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn’t know you left open.” – John Barrymore

“The next time you feel slightly uncomfortable with the pressure in your life, remember no pressure, no diamonds. Pressure is a part of success.” – Eric Thomas

“Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside of them was superior to circumstance.” –Bruce Barton

“Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow.” – Helen Keller

“Just decide; what’s it’s gonna be, who you’re gonna be and how you’re gonna do it, and then from that point, the universe will get out of your way.” – Will Smith

“The only place where your dream becomes impossible is in your own thinking.” – Robert H Schuller

“If you don’t go after what you want, you’ll never have it. If you don’t ask, the answer is always no. If you don’t step forward, you’re always in the same place.” – Nora Roberts

“There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.” — Mindy Kaling

“The scariest thought in the world is that someday I’ll wake up and realize I’ve been sleepwalking through my life: under-appreciating the people I love, making the same hurtful mistakes over and over, a slave to neuroses, fear and the habitual. “ — George Saunders

“Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I’m not going to make it, but you laugh inside—remembering all the times you’ve felt that way.” — Charles Bukowski

“Before I leave the house, I say five things I love about myself, like ‘You have really pretty eyes.’ That way I can go out into the world with that little bit of extra confidence.” — Jennifer Love Hewitt

“Mornings are like almost clean slates. I say almost clean because the residue of yesterdays is sometimes stuck on them.”― Medeia Sharif

“When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive– to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.”― Marcus Aurelius

“What is not started today is never finished tomorrow.”– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.” – Mark Twain


“Every day, do something that will inch you closer to a better tomorrow.” – Doug Firebough

“Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So, love the people who treat you right and forget about the ones who do not.” – Christy Chung

“The secret to a good morning is to watch the sunrise with an open heart.” – Anthony T. Hincks

”Each time I see a beautiful sunset or sunrise, I have to pinch myself because I can’t believe that I’m awake and not dreaming.” – Anthony T. Hincks

“There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.” – Beverly Sills

“We need to accept that we won’t always make the right decisions, that we’ll screw up royally sometimes―understanding that failure is not the opposite of success, it’s part of success.” ―Arianna Huffington

“Write it. Shoot it. Publish it. Crochet it. Sauté it. Whatever. MAKE.” —Joss Whedon

“You’ve gotta dance like there’s nobody watching, love like you’ll never be hurt, sing like there’s nobody listening, and live like it’s heaven on earth.” —William W. Purkey

“When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.” ―Helen Keller

“Smart people learn from everything and everyone, average people from their experiences, stupid people already have all the answers.” —Socrates

“Whatever you are, be a good one.” ―Abraham Lincoln

“If we have the attitude that it’s going to be a great day it usually is.” —Catherine Pulsifier

“Your passion is waiting for your courage to catch up.” —Isabelle Lafleche

“Magic is believing in yourself. If you can make that happen, you can make anything happen.” —Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

“Don’t be afraid to give up the good to go for the great.” —John D. Rockefeller

“To simply wake up every morning a better person than when I went to bed.” — Sidney Poitier

“Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night.” — William Blake

“Waking up this morning, I smile. 24 brand new hours are before me. I vow to live fully in each moment.” — Thich Nhat Hanh

“I like my coffee black and my mornings bright.” — Terri Guillemets

“Opportunities are like sunrises. If you wait too long, you miss them.” — William Arthur Ward

“I always have been delighted at the prospect of a new day, a fresh try, one more start, with perhaps a bit of magic waiting somewhere behind the morning.” ⁠—J. B. Priestly

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